Former President Trump celebrated Halloween a day early… rolling up to a campaign stop in Wisconsin in a Garbage Truck, taking reporters questions from the passenger’s seat… then delivering his speech at the rally while wearing a sanitation workers vest. The move came in response to President Biden referring to all of President Trump’s supporters as “Garbage”.

-Looks like Joe set off a bit of a Dumpster Fire.

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Note to Trick or Treaters who may be stopping by my Neighborhood tonight:

As per usual… I will be waiting for the doorbell - with a big pot of Chunky Soup and my ladle in hand!!

See you there!

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The Dodgers became the first Major League Baseball team ever to comeback from a 5 run deficit in a Game 5 comeback to take the World Series last night … 4 games to 1 over the Yankees. Just moments after the victory, excited Dodgers fans in LA lit a bus, looted a NIKE store, and threw lit fireworks at Cops.

Oh wait… it turns out they were going to do that anyway.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsed Kamala Harris for president in a lengthy X (Twitter) post yesterday.

- He’ll be explaining his decision in more detail when he joins Kamala’s husband, Doug Emhoff for a “Dudes-Who-Knock-Up-Their-Nannies for Kamala” Call later today.

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During a recent interview, Tom Hanks admitted that he “made every mistake” as a father. I

-Well… Having kids is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

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According to a new survey of 2000 lunch eaters… Americans' # 1 Favorite Sandwich is…… Grilled Cheese! 42% of us say its our fav followed by Chicken (40%), Turkey (30%) Ham (27%) Tuna (24%), Egg (21%), PB&J (21%) and Meatball. (19%)

-And that’s NO Baloney!

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A new study found that half of young Americans between the ages of 12 and 17 spend at least four hours each day on their Smartphones.

- And ironically, I’m afriad it’s making them dumber with each passing hour.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

Six years ago today my wife Gail passed away from complications after a 22 years long battle with Ovarian Cancer. The girls and I miss & love her than you can possibly know.❤️