Prez Elect Trump used a rather nice pic of him and Jill Biden at the reopening at Notre Dame this weekend for a tongue-in-cheek launch of his new fragrance "Fight! Fight! Fight!” The two gaze at each other in the photo with the line: “A Fragrance Your Enemies Can’t Resist”. ($199 but already SOLD OUT)

-It was a nice change from what Jill’s used to… “Pardon! Pardon! Pardon!… The Scent Your Step-Son Demands” -From the Hunter Biden Collection.

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Yesterday, Police in Pennsylvania arrested the alleged shooter of the United Healthcare CEO… 26 year old Luigi Mangione was eating at a McDonalds in Altoona, Pennsylvania was spotted by an eagle-eyed employee who called 911. Although it had been 5 days, Mangione was still wearing the same clothes, had the gun he used in his pocket, and was carrying a copy of his “manifesto”.

-Boy that was quick. Hard to believe in the 80’s we waited an entire summer to find out who shot J.R.

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The FBI had been offering a $50,000 reward for information related to the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

Of course… to qualify for the reward… first you had to meet your deductible for rewards on other murdered CEOS first.

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According to a new study, drinking hot cocoa can wipe away stress better than fatty comfort foods.

-Espcially if you dip a a bacon-double-cheeseburger in it.

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Critics of Elon Musk say the co-chair of the newly created Department of Government Efficiency is spending “too much time” with Prez Elect-Trump and that it’s “creepy”.

You’ve heard of “Elf on the Shelf”? Think “Elon on the Celing”.

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According to a new survey, 61% of shoppers say the Holiday Season is “Financially Terrifying”.

-If you think December is bad… wait until, “Credit Card Statement January”…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick