Five months after he was nearly assasasinted on the stage in Butler, PA… President Elect Donald Trump has been named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year for 2024.

Not to be outdone…. after the election results, the people over at “Wine Enthusiast” named Kamala Harris, “Taster of the Year”.

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Bill Clinton visited the ladies of “The View” yesterday and floated the idea of President Biden giving his wife Hillary a Preemptive Pardon before Joe leaves office - although he was quick to point out that - of course - she hasn’t done anything wrong.

Well of course not!

If - she did - have to serve time someday - Bill says he hopes it’s somewhere “Nice, Low-secuirty - and with absolutely no chance of Conjugal visits”. 😂

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Animal rescuers in Virginia were able to a free Large Owl who had become tangled in a bunch of fish netting that had been thrown into a tree.

-Not trying to be difficult here, but if Owls are so “Wise”…. How’d he get himself caught in the netting?

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Huge mystery in New Jersey as hundreds of Drones - the size of SUVS - have been taking to the skies everynight for the last month. People are panicking… but Pentagon officials say there’s no evidence the drones are “From a Foreign Adversary” although they admit they have “No idea who is operating them or why”.

- Question: Are we living in a Country or a Cartoon?

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Remember that Las Vegas man who was captured on video leaping over a courtroom bench and desk and attacking a judge earlier this year?? Well he was just sentenced to serve at least 26 years behind bars.

-Pay attention kids: If you don’t want the judge to throw the book at you… don’t throw yourself at the judge.

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Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow’s became the latest high profile athlete to have his home burglarized. The QB’s house was broken into while Cincinnati was busy taking down the Dallas Cowboys on “Monday Night Football.”

Haven’t seen an athlete robbed like this since… Dennis Rodman lost the Prettiest Wedding Dress Competition to a Woman back the 90’s.

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According to a new poll, 52% of grown adults who are going home for the holidays plan to get frisky in their childhood bed.

-And that number goes up significantly if you include people who have partners.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick