Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas urged Congress to allocate more money for the Feds to track the mysterious drones up and down the east coast.

-So Congress immediately put in a called Zelensky in Ukraine to see if he maybe he can send back a few BILLION Biden’s the last month or so.

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With Christmas just one week from today, lots of us are shopping for our last minute gifts!

In fact after the House suggested the DOJ look charging her for her actions during the J6 investigation yesterday… I heard Liz Cheney is going “Pardon-Shopping” today at the White House!

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Singer “Jelly Roll” - who tipped the scales at more than 500 pounds at his heaviest in 2015, says he’s lost a whopping 100 pounds in 2024 and he’s not stopping there. The “Need a Favor” singer says he wants to lose enough weight to be on the cover of Men’s Health magazine.

-Good for him! But if this keeps up he may have to change his hame from “Jelly Roll” to “Protein Bar”.

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Former New England Patriot’s Coach Bill Belichick’s decision to take the North Carolina Tar Heels job came as a shock to many around the professional and college football world… but his 24 year old girlfriend Jordon Hudson is said to be “very supportive”.

-Well, duh. This will make it so much easier for her to get to class!

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A new study about American’a Christmas habits found that 47% of people would prefer to spend the whole day in their pajamas rather than getting dressed for the day.

Which is all well and good if your family actually WEARS pajamas… but NOT so great if you’ve got a relative who likes a to sleep “In the Buff”….. 🤯

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A plumber working at an elementary school in Virginia, found an original “Heathcliff the Cat” lunchbox that had been left behind by a student more than 40 years ago.

He said the lunchbox was rusty… but the Peanut Butter Sandwich that Jimmy’s mom had packed inside was smooth, creamy & delicious!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick