Just two days to go til Christmas… and the Biden Administration is busy handing out gifts.

This morning the White House announced President Biden has commuted the Death Penalty sentences of 40 Federal Prisoners… including child murderers, cop killers & drug dealers. (No reason given).

-It’s true… It really IS the most Wonderful time of the year. (If you’re on Joe’s “Nice” list).

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Didn’t hear too much about the drones over the weekend…

I checked into it. They didn’t go away… Turns out they just had their “Mysterious Drone Operator Christmas Party” Saturday night… and then Sunday, half of them were too hung over to fly.

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Two Chinese astronauts spent nine hours outside their space station, barely breaking the spacewalk record set by American astronauts in 2001.

Cai Xuzhe and Song Lingdong hadn’t planned on making the walk… but everybody else on the Space Station was like… “i’m in the mood for Chinese Take-Out”.

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Kim Kardashian raised eyebrows yet again with the release of a bizarre “Christmas Video” that features her slinking around the floor in torn, revealing clothes lip syncing to “Santa Baby” while the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus look on.

-Call me old fashioned, but I miss the wholesome entertainers of old… like Madonna.

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Police in Ft. Collins, Colorado are looking for a suspect who reportedly stole a baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene.


-Not a wise move, man!

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And that’s a Wrap! Speaking of wrapping… I’ve got a Nancy Pelosi Chia Pet I’m giving as a stocking stuffer that’s not gonna Wrap itself!

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday… Christmas Eve!

-Dick