It’s National Alfred Hitchcock Day - Yes... Today we celebrate the man who singlehandedly made an entire generation of people afraid to: Take a Shower, Look out the Rear Window, or do anything that involves Birds!
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Despite curfews and a massive increase in police presence, Miami Beach officials say they're overrun with crowds of scantily clad spring breakers pounding drinks and taking over the beaches and city streets.
- Somewhere, at this very moment, Bill Clinton is filling out an application to be a Police Officer in Miami Beach.
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A recent study finds that 47% of Parents still financially support their Adult Children.
- Well, duh! Who do you think gave the "Spring Breakers" the money to go to Miami Beach??? Their parents wanted to get them out of their basements for a week!
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A new study finds that drinking a 2-liter bottle of soda weekly is linked to the Cardiac condition called “Atrial Fibrillation" or "A-Fib".
- To be honest... It kinda SOUNDS like the name of a Soda Pop. I can hear it now... "I'll have a Cheese Burger, Fries... and a Diet A-Fib with extra Ice!"
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New York City was hit with high winds yesterday... with gusts reaching up to 50 miles per hour.
- It was so windy, the The Statue of Liberty's Skirt Blew up and she accidentally flashed the Empire State Building.
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Hundreds of people tired of having to drive 55 miles to Oshawa, Ontario for their favorite Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwiches… protested there to try and pressure the fast food chain to open a location in their home town of Toronto.
- I can’t believe they drove 55 miles for a Roast Beef Sandwich! Why didn’t they Skate??
- The Canadian Roast Beef lovers yelled "We WANT the Meats!"... Well, actually, "We WANT the Meats, Eh?"
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RIP… Singer-songwriter Eric Carmen, frontman of the pop-rock band the Raspberries and songs such as "All By Myself", “Never Gonna Fall in Love Again” and "Hungry Eyes," has died at age 74. No cause of death was given.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick