Congratulations to Punxsutawney Phil and his Groundhog Wife Phyliss who welcomed two babies this weekend! No word on whether the little ones are Punxsutawney Boys or Punxsutawney Girls… and no names were given… but Mother and babies are said to be doing well.

- Right after the birth, Mrs. Punxatawney emerged from her hospital room, saw her shadow and said there would be at least six more weeks of NO SEX for Phil.

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National Love Your Produce Manager Day - So Lettuce all take a minute to say thanks for all the Fruits of your Labor!!!

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During the 2024 Easter Egg Roll on the lawn of the White House, President Biden introduced two Giant White Rabbits to a crowd of children as the “Oyster Bunnies”.

- Well, knowing this White House... it was probably part of "Trans-Shellfish-on-the-Half-Shell Visibility Day".

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Despite overwhelming homelessness and a massive uptick in crime and drug use, a new Study by WalletHub.com found San Francisco to be the Healthiest City to live in, in all of America.

- It’s true! If you can avoid being killed… you’ll have a hell of a life there!

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A new survey finds that 30% of Americans say they’ll never buy an electric vehicle.

- Mostly because they don’t have an extension cord long enough to make it from their garage to the grocery store.

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Amazon founder Jeff Bezos paid $90 MILLION for a mansion near Miami on an exclusive man made island known locally as "Billionaire's Bunker".

- He said he hadn't planned on spending that much on a house... but when it showed up as a "Lightning Deal"... he just couldn't help putting the mansion in his Cart.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick