I heard about the “Northern Lights” coming out this past weekend and I thought how bout that… another new light beer. Then I saw these pics from Norway and around the world… Wow!

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The City of San Francisco is providing free beer and vodka shots to homeless alcoholics at taxpayer expense under a little-known pilot program that will cost tax payers $5 MILLION.

- So they’re not just “Lowering the Bar” in San Francisco... They’re actually making it an “Open Bar”!!

- If Karl Malden were alive today and knew this what was going on, on "The Streets of San Francisco" he's snub his nose at it... And that's a pretty big nose!

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A new survey finds that most borrowers delay major life events like getting married and buying a house... because of their Student Loan Debt.

- But the number one event they delay? Paying OFF their Student Loan Debt.

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A recent study finds that feelings of loneliness can cause an intense desire for sugary foods.

- That, according to researcher, Lorna Doone.

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A new report says that Kentucky Derby winner Mystik Dan will run in the Preakness, keeping his Triple Crown hopes alive.

- There are even rumors swirling, that if the Preakness goes well, the Dems may pull Biden out at the Convention and nominate Derby winner Mystic Dan to run as the their Nominee for President.

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A Wisconsin man had to have have 4 inches of his intestine surgically removed after he accidentally swallowed a wire grill brush while eating a steak.

- The doctor said swallowing a grill brush bristle is “Rare”… but that the surgery was “Well Done”. (Ba da Boom!)

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During the month of May, Camel riding is such a popular pastime in China’s Kumtag Desert that local authorities use Special Camel Traffic Lights to avoid traffic jams.

- It’s really hard to build up any momentum what with all the Speed Humps.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick