Today is the “Festival of Popular Delusions Day”… So, depending on you political leanings… celebrate by turning on CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News!!!

To be honest… when I really want to get “Delusional” … I turn on “This Old House”.

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Crazy day in the Hunter Biden Felony Gun Charge Trial yesterday when his infamous laptop was admitted into evidence and “verified” as belonging to him. Remember… That’s after 51 current and former US Military and Intelligence Officers signed a now-debunked letter claiming the laptop had all the “hallmarks of Russian disinformation” just prior to the 2020 election.

- So the Laptop is REAL?? It’s almost like they intentionally didn’t want us to know this before the 2020 election… Hmmmm…

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A new study finds that “In-office mandates” are causing experienced staff to quit their jobs at companies that require them to work in the office.

- Translation: People don’t like wearing Pants.

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President Biden said he’s more physically able to do the job of the presidency than anyone, appearing to imply in a new on-the-tarmac interview that he could beat up reporters who asked about his “advanced age”.

- Oh sure… Joe may want you to get offa his lawn. But he’s gone whoop you real good before you go!

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Donald Trump’s felony conviction now means that he’s banned from entering almost 40 Countries around the world… including Canada and the United Kingdom.

- When the Royal Family heard, they were like… “Why didn’t we think of this?? We just get the Americans to convict Meghan of a FELONY and we never have to let her back into England again!!!”

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Cyndi Lauper was honored at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood yesterday… and even Cher was on hand to watch as Cyndi placed her hand and footprints in cement outside the theater.

- Cyndi is known for her hit “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”… Although at 70 and 78 respectively, Cyndi and Cher’s idea of “Fun” is putting on their Spanx without spraining anything.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick