So I don’t know if you caught it yesterday but for a brief moment, Hell froze over & Pigs flew… as Joe Biden put on and was photographed while briefly wearing a bright red = Make America Great Again baseball cap. The move came during a chat with a Trump supporter at a 9/11 ceremony in PA. The White House said it showed a moment of “Bi-Partisan Unity”.

-Kamala’s campaign couldn’t be reached for comment as they were hyperventilating into a giant paper bag.

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The U.S. Postal System is warning that “widespread delivery disruptions” could affect voting in the Election.

- Amazing how the one thing the Post Office never has any trouble delivering on time: My Bills.

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A recent survey finds that half of adults doubt a Government ban on TikTok will actually happen.

- And about half of those adults surveyed are completely baffled as to why the Government wants to ban those tiny fruit flavored mints women carry in their purses anyway.

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A new report finds that this season’s Streaming-only football viewers are going to need access to SEVEN DIFFERENT STREAMING PLATFORMS, which can cost over $1,700 for the year.

- It’s getting so expensive, you actually have to get hired as an NFL player to be able to afford to watch the games.

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Tim Walz says he’s “grateful” that Taylor Swift has endorsed his and Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign ahead of the 2024 election.

- I’m not sure Tim is thinking this through. Taylor has made an entire career out of singing about the horrible choices she’s made when it comes to picking men. (True!)

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According to state regulators, Ice Cream Trucks near Marijuana Dispensaries are prohibits from hading out Snacks and drinks in Ohio.

But the good news? They’ve got All you can eat Roasted Cats and BBQ Chihuahuas!

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Margot Robbie - the actress who played “Barbie” -showed off her “baby bump” while making her first red carpet appearance since announcing her pregnancy.

- Well I guess we know what Ken & Barbie have been doing at the Malibu Dream House.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick