Starbucks has announced that it’s biggest drink size yet – the 31 ounce “Trenta” will makes it’s debut in all of it’s U.S. coffee shops by May 3rd. The “Trenta” will only be available for iced coffee & iced tea based drinks and is 7 ounces larger than the “Venti” the largest size now available.
- The announcement was made on “Jitter”, um, I mean “Twitter”.
- A Starbucks spokesman said company officials lost a lot a sleep over the decision… or maybe it was the test “Trenta” mocha iced coffee with caramel syrup and a triple shot of espresso they all had at the board meeting.
- Next up: the IV-enti where they just hook you up to an IV pole and drip the caffeine directly into your veins. 
- 31 ounces works out to be about 4 “bottomless cups of coffee”.
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