Police in Italy say they have discovered the tomb of notorious emperor Caligula. Historians describe him as “perverted and insane”. Among his achievements: He reportedly slept with his sister, killed for fun and tried to appoint his horse to the Senate before being killed by his own guards at 28.
- He made Uday and Qusay Hussein look like Wally and Beaver Clever!
- We’ve sent a lot of horses to the senate… or at least a “certain part” of the horses.