A Turkish man living in Germany has asked for police protection from his wife… because of her insatiable sex drive. They’ve been married for 18 years and have two kids, but he wants a divorce so he can finally get some sleep. He says he was so tired at work, he started sleeping on the couch four years ago but she kept coming into the living room, waking him up, and demanding that he do his husbandly duties.
- I thought “husbandly duties” were mowing the lawn and taking out the garbage.
- Wait til Charlie Sheen hears this story. He’ll be on this woman like a hobo on a ham sandwich!
- The first thing the cops told him was to call the cable company and cancel Cinemax.