Prince William and Kate Middleton’s royal wedding will be a much less posh affair than the Charles and Diana extravaganza back in 1981. With Britain’s economic woes, William and Kate will reportedly take a modest honeymoon and will ask friends to donate to charity instead of giving lavish gifts. Even the souveniers for the public are cheaper: One company, “Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction”, is selling a royal wedding commemorative three-pack that urges users to “lie back and think of England”!
- So now, patriotic British men can give their all for England without even getting out of bed.
- If Willaim and his bride-to-be use the condoms, don’t be looking for a show called “William & Kate Plus Eight” anytime soon.
- Despite the couples wishes for no gifts, Camilla says she’s going to, “Pony up for something really special”.
- By “modest honeymoon”, the couple means they’ll fly around the world; they just won’t make any stops.
- The wedding will also differ from Charles and Diana’s, because the groom’s mistress won’t be sitting in one of the front pews.