Christian broadcaster Harold Camping, who incorrrectly predicted the end of the world last May, now claims that a “spiritual judgment” occured in May, and that the physical destruction of Earth is actually coming tomorrow.  

- So we all only get to live one day longer that Moamaar Ghadafi?  What a rip-off! 

- This means we’ll never get the answer to one of life’s biggest questions: Who’s gonna win the coveted Mirror Ball on this season of DWTS?

- Well I guess I won’t be going to Costco for that palate of Paper Towels and five gallon bottle of Ketchup this afternoon! 

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