Martha Stewart’s daughter Alexis has written a tell-all dedicated to her mom, but I doubt Martha’s gonna like it. Alexis says her mother had no parenting skills, isn’t “kid-friendly” and made her do everything over and over until it was perfect. She said, “I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.”
- Which explains the decorative brass & ribbon towel holder she has hanging from her ear!
Alexis also claims that in reality, Martha’s house isn’t all that perfect. She says Martha has a sign on the door telling guests to take their shoes off, even though the dogs relieve themselves all over her rugs. And her Mom has a habit of leaving the bathroom door open when she pees. Alexis says she begged Martha to close the door because it was so embarrassing when she had friends over.
- Apparently Martha believes having teenage girls watch you pee “Is A Good Thing!”
- Maybe Martha just wanted everyone to know that she was #1… in more than just the ratings.
- In her defense, Martha let the dog poop air-dry, then shellacked it and turned it into “an adorable, one of a kind paper weight!”