There are reports that the NFL has decided to sign Madonna to do next year’s Superbowl halftime show, as a natural follow-up to last year’s sexy gyrations by Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. 
After the 2004 Janet Jackson “Wardrobe Malfunction” they tried going with “safer” acts like Paul McCartney and the Who. But they believe Madonna is the perfect compromise. She’s sexy, but she’s also 53 with a string of “less controversial” 80’s hits she can perform at the big game.
- How far have we come when Madonna’s songs are considered “less controversial”?
- Producers say they’ll also save a lot of money on pyrotechnics. They figure when she sings “Like a Virgin” she’ll be struck by a bolt of lightening.
- As an added bonus this year, every ticket holder gets to sleep with her!