Lindsay Lohan is due in court tomorrow for sentencing on her alleged probation violation and she’s pulling out all the stops to avoid what most see as inevitable jail time. Lilo allegedly wrote a letter to the head of the Morgue where she’s been doing “community service”, begging him to write her a glowing letter of recommendation for the judge. 
He said “no dice” - not suprisingly, since Lohan usually shows up late, when she shows up at all.
- Lindsay figures it doesn’t matter if you’re late getting to the morgue… it’s not like the people are going anywhere.
- The morgue is actually like Lindsay’s house after a party: A bunch of naked people lying around on tables.
- The cornoner said he got suspicious of Lindsay when she asked about the alcohol content of embalming fluid.