If women want to look younger, they need to have more sex.  A hospital in Scotland discovered that women who have sex at least four times a week were scored by others as looking up to 10 years younger than their real ages. But another study found that only 30% have sex that often, and 66% say they do the horizontal mambo once a week or less. 

- Of course they look ten years younger!  They’re having sex four times a week because of all the plastic surgery they had to make them look ten years younger! 

- If the more sex you have, the younger you look, Madonna should look like she’s 14.  

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