Police in Florida arrested Oneal Ron Morris, a former man-turned-woman, on charges of impersonating a plastic surgeon. He/She is charged with making a woman sick by giving her a home butt-enhancing injection that contained a mixture of cement, mineral oil, Super Glue and the chemical from a can of “Fix-A-Flat”. Morris has a cartoonishly huge rear end and hips, and told police that she’d performed the same procedure on herself.

- She’s also accused of inserting beer cans in a man to give him “six-pack abs”. 

- The victim realized she’d been injected with cement when her husband’s hand prints stayed on her butt permanently.  

- Finally! An explanation for Kim Kardashian! 

- I would think she would have used “Fix-A-Flat” doing boob jobs. 

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