The NBA players and team owners finally reached an agreement to save the season. But there was an interesting “Plan B” in place. The Rick’s Caberet chain announced plans to launch a basketball league with teams formed of topless dancer from each of their 23 clubs. This week, they’ll announce a former NBA star who’ll coach their New York team and unveil the players’ uniforms.
- Even if none of the girls make a single basket, it sounds like a slam dunk to me!
- It’ll be just like a real NBA game except instead of watching the bouncing ball, people will just watch all the bouncing!
- The perfect guy to pick out the women’s uniforms: Dennis Rodman!
- With all the perfume they’ll be wearing, instead of “Flagrant Fouls” they’ll get “Fragrant Fouls”.
- They’re call the league the “National Boobie-ball Association”.