Lindsay Lohan is headed to the slammer… sort of… for violating her probation. Yesterday, a judge said, “You need structure. This is structure.” She sentenced LiLo to 300 days in jail and said she would serve it all if she failed to comply with probation. 
But it was reduced to 30 days due to jail overcrowding, and for the same reason she’ll likely only serve 6 of the 30. But it gets better: Most people sentenced to 90 days or less are just processed and released. But a spokesman for the Sheriff said she might be in jail “as long as overnight”.
- Lindsay said, “Great! I love one-night stands!”
- So basically the judge put her in a “time out” to think about what she’s done.
- I’m so sick of Linsday’s antics… I’d rather have them let the Menendez brothers out and let her take one of their cells.
Lindsay also caught a break when the judge delayed the start of her jail term until Friday, so she could have time to finish shooting her nude spread for Playboy.
- If she goes right from the photo shoot to jail… she won’t have to bother getting undressed for the “strip search”.