Thursday in Minnesota, a district judge threw out former wrestler/Gov. Jesse Ventura’s lawsuit against the TSA, claiming their patdowns constitute unlawful searches. Ventura railed to cameras that he had lost his patriotism and would never stand for the National Anthem again, but would turn his back and raise his fist. He is also considering moving to Mexico or running for President of “the Fascist States of America”.  

- I guess he’s still wrestling with his decision. 

- Hey kids:  This is a former Governor.  This is a former Governor on steroids.  

- He’d better plan on driving to Mexico or he’s going to have to face another TSA patdown.

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