The head of the Irish budget airline Ryanair has proposed offering passengers a pay-per-view porn service on airliners. He says it wouldn’t be on the screens on the back of seats for everyone to see, but on handheld devices.
- He also proposed changing the term “TSA Pat-Down” to “Foreplay”.
- So now passengers can join the “Mile High Club” without even unfastening their seat belt!
- All that heavy breathing will really help drown out the kids screaming in the back of the plane.