Yesterday, Herman Cain held a dramatic press conference in which he strongly denied ever sexually harrassing any woman, ever. He said when he saw accuser Sharon Bialek on TV with attorney Gloria Allred, he couldn’t even remember her face. He flatly branded her story as a false accusation made by a troubled woman with a history of firings, bankruptcies and lawsuits. Cain even said he’d take a lie detector test (sort of).
- Competitors of “Godfather’s Pizza” are hoping they can sneak in some questions on the test and find out what kind of Pepperoni Cain used.
- His opponents suggested “Waterboarding” him.
- When he mentioned “a troubled woman with a history of firings, bankruptcies and lawsuits” I thought for a minute he was admitting he’d had an affair with Monica Conyers!
Meanwhile the AP discovered that one of Cain’s accusers, Karen Kraushaar, also filed a secual complaint at her very next job, accusing a manager of circulating a sexually-charged e-mail. She later dropped the suit.
- Apparently she misinterpreted what he meant by saying it was time for her “annual performance review”.