The TSA has given permission to airport security screeners to unionize, and it’s set off a battle in Congress. The TSA says it will just give them collective bargaining over things like work shifts - but will not grant the power to go on strike. But Senate Republicans say letting union bosses into the airport screening process could lead to a homeland security disaster. 
- Basically you’ll be able to get through security with an AK-47 in your pants… as long as you wait for the unionized screeners to go on their mandatory break!
- So if I time it right, does this mean I won’t have to take my shoes off anymore?
- During invasive pat-downs the union guys won’t be looking for junk in your trunk, they’ll be looking for Jimmy Hoffa!