Life & Style Magazine reports that Hugh Hefner’s 24-year-old fiancee Crystal Harris is already cheating on him… with Dr. Phil’s son, record executive Jordan McGraw.  But a Playboy spokesman insisted their relationship is “strictly professional”.  

- Hef is said to be devastated!  All this time he thought he was marrying a virgin! 

- Dr. Phil said, “Bunnies are like rabbits.  Dangle a carrot out in front of them and they can’t help themselves.”

- Gosh… he’s 84!  Where is Hugh ever gonna find another buxom 20-something blond to marry him?  Oh yeah, in his bedroom! 

 

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