A website called TargetMap.com has determined that the largest penises in the world are in the Congo, with the average man there measuring 7.1 inches. In second place… Ecuadorian men at 6.9 inches. The smallest are in Asia, with the Chinese averaging 4.3 inches and South Korea, the smallest of all, at just 3.8 inches. Interestingly, when you corollate that with a map of IQ’s, you find that the lowest intelligence is where the penises are biggest and the highest I.Q.’s are where the “male organs” are the smallest.
- So it’s true! Kim Jong Ill is the smartest man in the world!
- This explains why women at dances always line up to do the Congo… uh, I mean, Conga!