Brian Troy McDaniel of Conewago, Pennsylvania, was arrested after he allegedly stuffed two bags of frozen shrimp down his pants at a supermarket, then attacked an officer as he tried to run away. A security guard said he saw McDaniel stuff one bag of frozen shrimp down the “crotch area” of his pants, but he didn’t see where he put the other one. 

- Upon a strip search they found shrimp and crabs.

- A great way to impress the ladies!  Stuff a bag of stuff labeled “Shrimp” down your pants!

- The shrimp thief threatened to blow up the supermarket with a Molotov Cocktail Sauce bomb.

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