Monday, Warner Brothers finally reached their limit and fired Charlie Sheen from “Two And A Half Men”. They sent his lawyer an 11 page letter saying that his client is engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill. Charlie “celebrated” the news by climbing on top of a building in Los Angeles with some friends, swinging a giant machete in the air, while drinking out of a bottle he claimed was “Tiger Blood”.
- One word: “Winning!”
- His lawyer claims he’ll take Warner Brothers to court and get Charlies job back “By hooker by crook!”
- One wrong swing of that machete and one of the guys on the roof could have been the new “one-half” in “Two And A Half Men”.
Charlie has also launched his own Web show on Ustream that’s a take-off on a baseball post-game show. It’s 50 minutes long and is called, “Sheen’s Korner”.
- If somebody doesn’t get him under control, it’s gonna be re-named “Sheen’s Coroner”.
NOTE: Here’s a joke making the rounds on the Internet…
How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen smoke? Enough to kill “Two And A Half Men”.