Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife Brook Mueller missed a mandatory drug test and had to return to rehab. That prompted Sheen to go to court Tuesday in Los Angeles to ask for full custody of their twin sons. But the judge rejected him, ruling that is was better for the kids to stay with a relapsed drug addict mom who’s in rehab than be trusted to Charlie Sheen.
- “Winning!”… uh, I mean “Losing!”
- I swear I remember this exact same story on an episode of “Little House On The Prairie”.
- It’s not like Charlie would be alone with the kids! He’s got all those porn stars lying around the house just waiting to help out!
- I think the judge was afraid Charlie doesn’t know the difference between “Play Dates” and “Playmate Dates”.