Hey!  What a surprise!  Monday Donald Trump announced that he’s NOT running for President.  His statement read, “I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election… However, business is my greatest passion, and I am not ready to leave the private sector.” BTW… Trump is reportedly in negotiations with NBC for a 3-year, $60 million renewal of “Celebrity Apprentice”.  

-  Why don’t they just have all the candidates go on Trumps show… and the only one he doesn’t fire gets to be President! 

- Some skeptics say this was just a publicity stunt to get ratings for his show.  But I say this was just a publicity stunt for him to get ratings for his show.

- Trump was just too nervous he would have to produce his REAL birth certificate showing he was born on the planet Krypton.

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