No wedding bells for Hugh Hefner… The 85-year-old founder of Playboy was all set to marry 25-year-old Playmate Crystal Harris in a lavish 300-guest ceremony this weekend. But Tuesday, Hef announced in a Tweet, “The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart.” Crystal’s manager said the split “was a mutual decision, and the two remain good friends.”
- Great… I just sent them a set of “Hef’s” and “Hers” towels on Monday!
- Apparently Crystal called it off when she realized that Hef was “The Something Old” part of “Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed and Something Blue”.
- If those two crazy kids can’t find happiness together, who can?
- Hef used to make his girlfriends dress up like nurses and play doctor. Now he has a real nurse and a live-in cardiologist.
- She said she wanted to grow old with him - but apparently realized he did that before she was born.