In an extra embarrassment for Hef, the new Playboy already in the mail has a pictorial and a nude cover photo of Crystal captioned, “America’s Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” To salvage his dignity, Hef says newsstand issues will have a sticker over her bottom half reading, “Runaway Bride.” He says it’s in the interest of “journalistic accuracy”.
- When I think Playboy magazine, the first thing I think is journalistic accuracy!
- Poor Hugh is being denied that great American tradition of showing off naked pictures of your new wife to millions of strangers.
- Hef says he’s moving on… in fact he already had her air-brushed out of his memory.