Malaysia Airlines has become the first airline to ban babies from First Class. Parents of infants are complaining about discrimination, but the company says babies were undermining sales of premium airline seats. They claim they received tons of complaints from First Class passengers who said they paid top dollar to sit in First Class, then couldn’t get any sleep because of crying babies.
- Wait ‘til they hear how loud the babies cry when they’re forced to sit in coach!
- At first the airline was going to require that the infants be stored in the overhead bins, but they were afraid they’d shift during flight.
- Of course the babies were crying! They were terrified the pilot was drunk.