The mascot of the Wireless Center in Strongsville, Ohio was outside the store, passing out flyers in a gorilla costume, when suddenly, someone dressed as a banana leapt from the bushes,
made a flying tackle, knocking the gorilla to the ground, then fled on foot. The gorilla wasn’t injured, just embarrassed. Police were unable to locate the banana.
- But they do believe the banana may be suffering from split personality disorder.
- Police are looking for the culprit and are interviewing all women in the area named Chiquita.
- This is just the latest in a “bunch” of similar attacks.
- The gorilla told the cops that the banana had no distinguishing marks or tatoos… but did have a few bruises.