Businesswoman Yukari Miyamae of Colorado is facing a felony sexual abuse charge after allegedly grabbing and twisting a TSA agent’s breasts at the airport. Police say she became argumentative after being searched. 
Miyamae’s friends were shocked; they say she’s a frequent flyer who travels every week, and she must’ve been upset about being singled out for a search.
- Or maybe she just likes girls!
- “Grabbing and Twisting”… wasn’t that Frank Constanza’s “move” on Seinfeld?