Charlie Sheen is coming back to a television set near you… He’s inked a deal to star in a new sitcom called “Anger Management”, based on the Adam Sandler movie of the same name.  According to producers, Charlie will play “A mild mannered, not-confrontational man” who is ordered to attend classes with a therapist who has some anger issues of his own. Sheen says he “doesn’t relate to the subject matter” but likes the concept. 

- Well yeah.  How can a guy who calls his tour “My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” possibly relate to anger management issues?  

- Of course in real life Charlie is seeing Two And A Half Therapists. 

- One corporate sponsor has already signed on:  Coke. 

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