The British Parliamentary hearings into the “News Of The World” hacking scandal took a Soupy-Sales-esque turn yesterday. 
While the 80-year-old owner of the paper, media mogul Rupert Murdoch sat for questions, a would-be comedian and leftwing activist knows as Jonnie Marbles ran in the courtroom and tried to hit him with a shaving cream pie. But Murdoch’s 42-year-old Chinese wife, Wendi Deng spotted him, leapt up, slapped him with a left hook and shoved the pie back at him. She is now known on the internet as “Charlie’s Angel”.
- Now I understand the British expression, “Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed”.
- She may be a “Charlie’s Angel” but in looking at a picture of Ms. Deng… she sure doesn’t look like Jacklyn Smith!
- Wendi has already been signed to star in a new reality show “When Would-Be Comedians Attack!”