A ferry carrying 54 passengers in Finland ran aground near Helsinki Friday, after the captain got stuck in the head.  When he tried to get out of the bathroom, the lock jammed.  He yelled for help, but by the time a crewman got the door open, the ferry had already hit the rocks.  There were no major injuries, but the coast guard is investigating whether the captain’s actions amounted to criminal endangerment.

- Who was steering this boat?  Lindsay Lohan? 

- This never would have happened if he’d just “gone” off the side of the ship like the rest of the crew.

- Passengers were taken from the boat by dingy… which is ironically what got them in trouble in the first place.

- I think this finally explains how Gilligan and the gang ended up on that deserted isle. 

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