An off-duty cop in Florida saw a pair of pink women’s panties with the tag still attached hanging out of the pocket of 57-year-old Benjamin Gilbert Kennedy at a store and reported him. 
Kennedy struggled with the cops and gave a bunch of fake names before they finally managed to search him and find that he had a polo shirt and 25 pairs of panties shoved inside his shorts and the girdle he was wearing.
- You should have heard the thong and dance his lawyer gave the judge!
- You have to admit, it takes a real man to wear pink… panties.
- He said he stole the polo shirt because the panties were pretty revealing and he likes to leave a little something to the imagination.