Police in Montana charged 18-year-old David Sky Cantu with misdemeanor sexual assault and marijuana possession after he allegedly reached out and squeezed a female pedestrian’s breast as he rode past her on a bicycle. They were not swayed by his excuse: he told them he did it because he was “deperate and too much man.”
- If he was “too much man” maybe he should consult a plastic surgeon about a “reduction”!
- It was so much fun, he’s thinking of signing up for the next “Tour de France”.
- “Too much man”… also known as “The Arnold Schwarzenegger Defense”.