Police in Texas were called to a Wal-Mart where Paula Rose Senn was accused of causing a disturbance. They arrested her on outstanding warrants and hauled her off to the hooscow. While she was changing into jail clothing, a guard noticed her trying to hide something in the back of her pants. A search revealed that Senn had hidden a stolen check between her buttocks. Senn admitted she hid the check so it couldn’t be held against her.
- Oh it was held against her… and now nobody wants to touch it.
- Police said it was a “hot check” but actually it was only about 98.6 degrees.
- Call me crazy, but I usually deposit my checks in the bank.
- If Kim Kardashian ever tries this, the check is sure to “bounce”.