The death of Jong-Un’s father, Kim Jong Il, who reportedly shot 11 holes-in-one in his first golf game and never had to defecate in his whole life is still causing outpourings of grief. Believe it or not, a family of bears that would normally be hibernating now were spottted along a roadside, “crying woefully.”
- They added that Goldilocks was so distraught she couldn’t even attend the funeral!
- So the key to being #1 is never going #2!
- He never went to the bathroom his whole life? No wonder he was so meanspirited!
- Jung Il’s favorite song was “Brown Eyed Girl”.
- Unlike his father, Kim Jong-Un does “answer the call of nature” - so much so that some people call him, “Kim Jong-Dung”.