University of Connecticut health researcher Dipak Das has come under attack for his studies lauding the many benefits of red wine. University officials warned science journals that they’ve found over 100 instances of falsified data in his research. 

- Of course he made a few mistakes! He was drunk while he did the studies! 

- Officials said they’re shocked that an alleged scientist would “stoop this Merlot.”

- Das called the whole thing “sour grapes” and offered to throw critics a “Whine & Cheese Party”. 

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