Tough-guy actor Mark Wahlberg apologized for offending the families of victims of the 9/11 attacks for an interview he’d given rececently.  In it, he said that if he’d been on Flight 92 - one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center - things would have gone differently.  He said, “there would have been a lot of blood in the first class cabin and I would have said, okay, we’re going to land this plane somewhere safely”.

- Somebody’s been watching a few too many of his own movies… 

More importantly, (at least to him), Wahlberg went on to say in the article that he’s no longer a big fan of masturbation. (TRUE!) 

- If saying you could have personally stopped one of the 9/11 attacks isn’t “giving yourself a hand” I don’t know what is.  

- Three words:  TMI.  

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