Newt Gingrich has big plans if he becomes Prez! Among them… he wants to establish “Moon Colonies” by 2020. He made the announcement to a group of space agency employees at NASA a couple days ago.
- I vote for the very first resident to be… Newt Gingrich!
- Ron Paul said, big deal! I’ve had a time-share on Mars for years!
Meanwhile, while Newt’s co-front runner Mitt Romney has huge amounts of cash to spend, the other GOP contenders are trying to raise money by selling items on their websites. Rick Santorum is selling sweater vests for $100. But wait! There’s more! Two 12” inch plastic Ron Paul Action Figures are available. 
The “Commander in Chief” model comes in an oversized business suit holding a copy of the Constitution. And the Superhero model is Ron Paul in a Superman-style spandex costume. A rep says that one isn’t selling so well.
- I still have my collection of Bill Clinton action figures… including the “Commander-In-Briefs” model.
- Instead of an action figure, Newt is selling the “Gingrich Bobble-Belly.”
- The Mitt Romney action figure is actually Mitt’s head on a big pile of money.