San Francisco Airport unveiled what they say is the first airport yoga room in the world. Travelers can use the room with its low lights and soft blue walls, to medidate and do yoga breathing and stretching excercises before or after a stressful flight.
- Or right before, or after, a TSA invasive full-body pat-down.
- So now you can spend your time meditating while your pilot is in the bar next door getting hammered.
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Airports already have a place where you can twist your body into all kinds of weird yoga positions… It’s called the “Coach Class” on the airplanes.
- In a related story… Carnival Cruise lines is offering free swimming lessons to all passengers who are about to board one of their ships.