John McCains endorsement of formal rival Mitt Romney yesterday was slightly overshadowed when Nevada’s legal brothel, the Bunny Ranch, endorsed Ron Paul. Owner Dennis Hof said the girls considered Newt Gingrich because they “like cheaters” but finally decided on Paul. During January, they’re even offering a special: two bunnies for the price of one if a client says, “I’m pimping for Paul”!
- Compared to Newt, the girls think even Ron Paul looks sexy.
- Don’t underestimate the importance of the “working girl” vote!
- This is the first time the Bunnies have endorsed a candidate since Bill Clinton ran in 1990.