The Lions disappoint again… But the Tigers’ magic number for clinching Division down to 1! Cabrera close to winning the Triple Crown! 

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Aides to both Obama and Romney are trying to lower expectations for how well their candidate will do in Wednesday’s first Presidential debate. 

- Obama plans to make himself look good by having Joe Biden warm-up the crowd. 

- Romney plans to make himself look good by having Joe Biden warm-up the crowd. 

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A new study finds that Republican women politicians look more feminine that Democratic women politicians. 

- Finally…the REAL reason why Bill Clinton always said he was willing to “reach across the aisle”. 

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National Sausage Month begins today. 

- Former Congressmen Anthony Weiner will celebrate by tweeting pictures of himself to his former female constituants. 

- Want more info? Just follow the “link”. 

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Justin Bieber got sick during a concert in Arizona and threw up twice onstage. 

- Perhaps he was actuallly listening to his own songs through his ear piece? 

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A college in Spain is reportedly offering a class in prostitution. 

- Let’s face it…Prostitution is probably one of the only professions left where you’re guaranteed to make a living. 

- The professor was said to be “exhausted” after the first take-home exam. 

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A study finds that couples who share housework run a higher risk of divorcing. 

- This confirms what I’ve been telling my wife for years. 

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On this day in 1888 the first issue of National Geographic Magazine was published. 

- Later that day, thousands of teenage boys locked themselves in their bedrooms and didn’t come out for a week. 

Have a great first day of October and I’ll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick 

 

 

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